Slightly giddy musings of a mummy re the arrival of a new royal

So I've come over all royalist!

Sod the republicans... CHEERS! I'm raising a glass to you, the new baby prince, no name as of yet. To record the very moment you made your first appearance. It was live on the ever so fabulous Channel 4 news. I watched as Wills & Catherine appeared, walked down the steps - her in heels! To show you off to the world.  Wrapped in a shawl, in first your mother's arms, and next your father's. Yes, somewhat tardy, but you are here now - and so very welcome little Prince, third in line to the throne. 
It is most lovely to see you!